Here's a recap of Part I:
GeneralTheDestroyer after going off on FedEx for not delivering his phone last friday.
WARNING: Explicit Content
Here's the sequel:
Now here's GeneralTheDestroyer after receiving his Nokia Lumia 900:
Spoiler Alert: this story has a happy ending
I think it is safe to say this is the general reaction of people (here in the US) who got the Lumia 900, I know my reaction was similar to this :-)
Enjoy your "stylish" device, General